Mophie13

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Big to Fail Destroy the Jamming Tower. Complete "Black Tuesday" on any difficulty.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Wet Work Take back New York Harbor. Complete "Hunter Killer" on any difficulty.

Early Days Reach REP Level 10

Tuned For Excellence Win any event with a tuned car

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Carpe Diem Escape the mountain safe house. Complete "Persona Non Grata" on any difficulty.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Triple Crown Win three events in a row

Frequent Flyer Defend the Russian President. Complete "Turbulence" on any difficulty.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Up to No Good Infiltrate the village. Complete "Back on the Grid" on any difficulty.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

One Way Ticket Make it to Westminster. Complete "Mind the Gap" on any difficulty.

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

Friends in High Places Complete Friends in High Places

Welcome to WW3 Save the US Vice President. Complete "Goalpost" on any difficulty.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Champion of the Gods Unlock all Trophies

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Sandstorm! Assault the shipping company. Complete "Return to Sender" on any difficulty.

Avanti Savoia! Complete Avanti Savoia!

Back Seat Driver Track down Volk. Complete "Bag and Drag" on any difficulty.

We'll Always Have Paris Escape Paris with Volk. Complete "Iron Lady" on any difficulty.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Let fly! Throw a human to the escape pod

The Butcher Redeemed Liberate Iki Island by defeating the Eagle and driving the invaders from Mongol territory.

Vive la Révolution! Reach the church. Complete "Eye of the Storm" on any difficulty.

The Runner Complete The Runner

Putting in the effort Complete 10 challenges in the campaign

Requiem Escape the city. Complete "Blood Brothers" on any difficulty.

Guidance From Amy Compete against Amy's high horsepower contacts

A Few Splinters Complete all bokken duels at the Hidden Cove Tournament.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Storm the Castle Discover Makarov's next move. Complete "Stronghold" on any difficulty.