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ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

All Hail the Cosmic Mouse Defeat the Cosmic Cat

Frogeddaboudit Acquire the Frog Crown

This is the Real Game Get 6363 points in Squeak Gnaw Evil

Queso Serious Go to the Cheese Dream

This Little Piggy Rescue all of the Toenuns

Say Hello to My Little Friend Visit Pippa

A Morb in Time… Unlock the full set of Morbs

You Might Be Good at This Game Defeat the Cosmic Cat in 25 minutes

Don’t Go Changing Beat the game with only your starting Morsel

Kids These Daisies Shoot 20 daisies in a single run

Feed the Bird Lose 663 Cheese to the Heron

You’re Doing Just Fine. Get 5 ailments on a single Morsel

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

They're Not Dolls! Get a perfect score in every Challenge Room

Graphics Card Melter Get 2183 points in Bloody Muridae

Waste of time Find 20 hats

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.

Cheesed It Finished every last morsel

Litter Picker Upper Break 9999 litter, all time

Just Throwing it Out There Earn a star for every Weapon in the Guidebook

A Flawed Ascension Complete Hidden Mountain Campaign - Skyward City Ruins

High Spirits Never fly a bird while drunk, unless you're in a dream.

My Domain, My Rules Allow no one to sleep peacefully in your domain.

Mountain of Skulls Add your enemies' heads to the macabre monument.