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Still Only Counts as One Score a Megasnail goal

Trap Mouse Kill enemies with 8 different traps in one run

Signal Complete: Asteroid Beat all Asteroid Levels

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

No Mountain High Enough I ask every mountain here: which of you dares stand taller?

All Hail the Cosmic Mouse Defeat the Cosmic Cat

Frogeddaboudit Acquire the Frog Crown

This is the Real Game Get 6363 points in Squeak Gnaw Evil

Queso Serious Go to the Cheese Dream

This Little Piggy Rescue all of the Toenuns

Say Hello to My Little Friend Visit Pippa

A Morb in Time… Unlock the full set of Morbs

You Might Be Good at This Game Defeat the Cosmic Cat in 25 minutes

Don’t Go Changing Beat the game with only your starting Morsel

Kids These Daisies Shoot 20 daisies in a single run

Feed the Bird Lose 663 Cheese to the Heron

You’re Doing Just Fine. Get 5 ailments on a single Morsel

Excavator Open 500 Gem stones
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Waste of time Find 20 hats

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

They're Not Dolls! Get a perfect score in every Challenge Room

Graphics Card Melter Get 2183 points in Bloody Muridae

Bioengineering 301 Defeat Moorcroft (Suicidal)

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

[white label] remarked

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Cheesed It Finished every last morsel

Litter Picker Upper Break 9999 litter, all time

Just Throwing it Out There Earn a star for every Weapon in the Guidebook

Bioengineering 401 Defeat Moorcroft (Hell on Earth)

Cut Down to Size Land the killing blow on Moorcroft with your knife

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.

Suicidal Survivor Survive 10 games on suicidal difficulty
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A Flawed Ascension Complete Hidden Mountain Campaign - Skyward City Ruins

Undercover Boss Enter Derndale for the first time while wearing the Infinite Truths mask.

High Spirits Never fly a bird while drunk, unless you're in a dream.

Sky's the Limit Always strive to fly higher, no matter the time or place.

My Domain, My Rules Allow no one to sleep peacefully in your domain.

Mountain of Skulls Add your enemies' heads to the macabre monument.