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The Super Mega Cart! Complete The Super Mega Cart

Local Legend The people of Bookstonbury will surely remember you for ages to come.

Factually Accurate Sell 40 Fact books in a day.
16/40

Retro Rampage! Complete all Cartridges

BEAT IT! Beat the full game and all carts!

Valkyrie Win 100 ranked games through matchmaking

Singularity Complete Beat Story Mode

A Heart in Ruins Some wounds are not carved in flesh, but in the soul itself.

Bioengineering 301 Defeat Moorcroft (Suicidal)

Dead God Do it all!

Retro God! 100% all Cartridges

Good Riddance Unlock a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher.

Vault Raider Unlock all Crowns as one character.

Signal Complete: Mercury Beat all Mercury levels

Lightspeed Beat Story Mode in under 2:50:00

Just like tf2 Find 5 hats

ARCADE FLAWLESS people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

Boop the Snoot Just one little boop. What could go wrong?

Escargot Cook a snail

Cut Down to Size Land the killing blow on Moorcroft with your knife

100% Reach max XP

Unstoppable Reach Level Ultra as Skeleton

Ultra Mutant Get 100% of the unlocks.

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

Indestructible Finish the game on ironman mode.

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

Heart of Gold Every story needs an ending. You chose to make this one gentle.

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

No Mountain High Enough I ask every mountain here: which of you dares stand taller?

I can see my house from here Visit 500 Sky Towers.
0/500

Master Archaeologist Collect 500 Treasures from the map.
0/500

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Bioengineering 401 Defeat Moorcroft (Hell on Earth)

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

Once Bitten, Twice Die Outlive the Adder

Floral Fixation Hold 20 Daisies at once

A Curious Mind Listen to every raccoon fart sound effect

Platinum Obtain all trophies

Brimstone! Win the jackpot ending once.

Bloody Bag Win the jackpot ending twice.

Prayer Card Win the jackpot ending three times.

Suck Bag Win the jackpot ending four times.

Krampus Cross Win the jackpot ending five times.

Soul Bag Win the jackpot ending six times.

D20 Win the jackpot ending seven times.

Juice Bag Win the jackpot ending eight times.

Libra Win the jackpot ending nine times.