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Bad First Date Find the girl. Complete "Scorched Earth" on any difficulty.

Cobra Cal Train with your weapons while wearing a headband

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Just Get Me Outta Here Complete the game within 4 hours.

Underground Undercover Complete "Underground Undercover"

Quest Complete-est Complete all levels in the game.

The Good, the Bad and the Hungry Complete Level 15 - The Good, the Bad and the Hungry

So Uncivilized Defeat 10 enemies with shots using the Point Blank skill

Diamond in the Rough Rescue the Russian President. Complete "Down the Rabbit Hole" on any difficulty.

Master Manipulator Confuse or charm an enemy into defeating another enemy

Rockets' Red Glare Complete "Rockets' Red Glare"

A Presence I've Not Felt Since... Wear an old wardrobe staple

Get Down From There Attack 20 Lifted enemies

Ad Victoriam Complete "Ad Victoriam"

King of Cups Collect all the chalice rewards.

Zip Zap Imp Splat Fry a dozen Imps with Lightning.

Who Dares Wins Complete the campaign on any difficulty.

Grind 'n' Bear It Used the Grinder to create an item.

My Own Worst Enemy Complete a level in Score Attack with a score multiplier of 200% or more

Home Decor Place an item on each settlement cosmetic spot (Base game only)

Morten Would Be Proud Collect all entries of the Book of Gallowmere.

Third Time Lucky Complete 'Goodbye, Dear Friend'.

The Diary of a Maid Completed “The Diary of a Maid.”

Cosplay Create a custom character

Healthiest Man Alive - Er Dead Collect every Life Bottle.

First Visit Complete one tour

Is There Anybody Out There? Light the unlit braziers on Hadrian's Wall

Almost A Hero Give the Knights of Gallowmere everything you have.

The Answer Is Chicken Throw 42 chicken legs.

That Is the Evilest Thing… Ignite the gas produced by a Dragon's Dream bomb using a burning opponent. Do this 10 times.

Slam Dunk Slam 5 enemies with a single use of Slam

It's Clobberin' Time! Defeat 100 enemies as the Thing

Resource Manager Complete the game without opening the Item Box more than 3 times.

Sir Moneybags Collect 10,000 gold coins.

I Live Survive 1 wave in a Special Ops Survival game.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

One Really, Really Bad Day Complete One Really, Really Bad Day

Pride of Ishikawa Achieve bronze or higher on all Archery Challenges.

Blood on Your Hands Purchase an item from the Crimson Dye Merchant and obtain a dye for your Sakai Horse Armor.

Platoon Increase Mother Base staff to 50 or more personnel.

Mercenary Complete 50 Misc. Objectives

Stop, Drop and Roll Win a combat by using TimeFart Pause to kill all remaining enemies at once before time resumes

Redemption Complete 'Red Dead Redemption'.

One With the Force Avoid 50 attacks using Focus Sight

Skadi's Hobby Perform a 150m slide in the snow

Deathly Smorgasbord Die 7 different ways.

Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.

Really? Collect Howard the Duck (Single Player)

King of the World Reach the highest point of Harvest Ridge

…They're Action Figures Collect 20 Vault-Tec Bobbleheads