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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Cleaning Up Refresh the Refresher

Pick Pocket Steal the score of a lifetime

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Regal Ancestor Spirit Defeated Regal Ancestor Spirit

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Masshole Kill 300 People

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Godskin Noble Defeated Godskin Noble

Zeus May Cry Finish the game (Hard Mode)

Valiant Gargoyles Defeated Valiant Gargoyles

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

High Fashion Unlocked 10 Customization Items.

Elemer of the Briar Defeated Elemer of the Briar

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Skywalker Keep your feet off the ground and walls for 60 seconds

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void Defeated Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Vasilisa's Lanterns Baba Yaga: Complete the Challenge in the Wicked Vale

God Amongst Men Beat the Challenge of the Gods

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Burning Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Inferno.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

Shanghaied Defeat the Flying Dutchman.

Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

I Shot The Meriff Completed the mission "A New Direction".

Compulsive Complete every Challenge

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Shardbearer Rykard Defeated Shardbearer Rykard

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

God-Slaying Armament Upgraded any armament to its highest stage

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Commander Niall Defeated Commander Niall

Fire Giant Defeated Fire Giant

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.