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You May Feel A Light Tapping Perform a teeth transplant in under 3 minutes.

End of Injustice Defeated Injustice (Preacher III)

Developer X is pleased Accumulate 4096 total points in Score Attack

Runemaster (III) Found the third rune

Ultimate Minigame Champ Win every minigame

Cool Story, Dough Get an A++ on a Story level

Wonderful Mechanic Fix the elevator without any items

Dude, where's my square car? Drive a compacted vehicle

Good Neighbors Help your forest neighbors grow their family.

Best party Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Strange delivery Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

Treasure Hunter Acquire 5 rank 5 items.

Veteran You have completed 100 online matches, win or lose. No bear puns here. Congrats.

Test Driver You've covered at least 500 Practice miles / 805 kilometres in your Career

Practically Licensed Complete all procedures.

Best race Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Daredevil of the Wasteland Jump off all Ramps

Speed Chess Complete the Chess level in less than 00:06:00

Don't In-Test My Patience Perform a double kidney transplant in under 3 minutes.

Best mic Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Shadough of the Colossus Climb atop the Garbage Truck on Story Mode

Marathon Rider Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle

SLOW PLAYED Let the timer run out in your opponent's last screen and win in sudden death

Best concert Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Wheels of Fortune Find all Golden Wheels

Crash Course Complete all Hooferdome Courses

Gold Rush Earn all gold prizes at Normal difficulty or higher. (Classic or Remix)

What A Fortune! Win $1M total

Kuleshov Effect Complete the game a second time, choosing levels in a different order

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Ice Breaker Shatter 1000 blocks of Ice

How Did You Know? Pick the Daily Double before any other clues are revealed

The Best Around Get an A++ on a Bagel Race level

We're Going On An Adventure! Take your radio with you.

Indigestion Get food-poisoning

Live Free and Try Hard Find all Baadlands Trinkets

Stabby stabby stab Stab 3,000 hearts in Classic mode

The face of the enemy Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

Great Climber Clear the second stage of Babel, the Menhir.

Gold Digger Obtain 20 Gold in all Challenges

NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!! Play 1,000 rounds of Versus

Blood supplier Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Rye Hard Complete all Rampage Levels

A $35K Round! Win $35,000 in one round

What A Pay Off! Win $1M total

Well-Read Read every book.

Intruder Open a card lock

Doughny Hawk Stand upright on the skateboard and ride it for 1m or more as the Wholemeal bread

Diplomat Get permission to destroy a varl landmark.

Camp Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.