MoonSecrets

Punished Kid Obtain 50 Death Wish Stamps!

Speed Chess Complete the Chess level in less than 00:06:00

Veteran You have completed 100 online matches, win or lose. No bear puns here. Congrats.

You May Feel A Light Tapping Perform a teeth transplant in under 3 minutes.

Joy-rye-der Start the car

Vault 55 Open the Vault

End of Injustice Defeated Injustice (Preacher III)

How Did You Know? Pick the Daily Double before any other clues are revealed

Runemaster (III) Found the third rune

Don't In-Test My Patience Perform a double kidney transplant in under 3 minutes.

Viva la King Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!

Practically Licensed Complete all procedures.

Ice Breaker Shatter 1000 blocks of Ice

Cool Story, Dough Get an A++ on a Story level

What A Pay Off! Win $1M total

Read before signing Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?

A $35K Round! Win $35,000 in one round

Stabby stabby stab Stab 3,000 hearts in Classic mode

Epic skull Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

King Gerry Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?

Gold Rush Earn all gold prizes at Normal difficulty or higher. (Classic or Remix)

NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!! Play 1,000 rounds of Versus

The Bloat You've grown.

Indigestion Get food-poisoning

Kuleshov Effect Complete the game a second time, choosing levels in a different order

Utopia Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town

Shadough of the Colossus Climb atop the Garbage Truck on Story Mode

Gold Digger Obtain 20 Gold in all Challenges

Good Neighbors Help your forest neighbors grow their family.

The Best Around Get an A++ on a Bagel Race level

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Pick Your Battles Reach turn 5 without losing a battle as the attacker

We're Going On An Adventure! Take your radio with you.

Intruder Open a card lock

Rye Hard Complete all Rampage Levels

Great Climber Clear the second stage of Babel, the Menhir.

Still the Returning Champion Win 10 games

Diplomat Get permission to destroy a varl landmark.

Wrestler Kill an enemy with your bare hands

Deliciously Disgusting Make a pineapple pizza

Timely Tile Turner Turn all of the tiles blue 3 or more times during one round of Time challenge.

Best party Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best race Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Strange delivery Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

Normal Difficulty Complete the game on Normal difficulty.

Platinum Games Obtain 15 Platinum in all Challenges

Nothing But Skull Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Best mic Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Socialization Read 3 SMS

Doughny Hawk Stand upright on the skateboard and ride it for 1m or more as the Wholemeal bread