MonkeyHateClean

True Cardinal You made it through the church council without raising suspicion.

Retro Rampage Beat All Warpzones

Enormous Katamari You made a katamari over 2,000,000km!

The Skeleton King Defeat the First Hero with the Little Bone.

No Chill Get 500 Kills with ZeroCool Weapons
0/500

Master of Masters You beat Zavish in three disciplines.

Salt Boy Beat The Salt Factory light world without dying

I'll give you 8 SoJ for it Obtain the Stone of Jordan

The Hydra's Heads All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.

Other Survivors Complete the mission "Not Alone".

No Way? No Way Collect gold medallions in Blue Spheres Bonus stage

Going Deeper Complete A Deep Dive

Mini Fixer Fix 50 Mini M.U.L.E.s.
27/50

Deadly Power Defeat the distorted goddess, Chimaera, without being hit.

Mercenary Earn Battle Pay from 5 unique Invasions.
0/5

Big Hitter Get a score of 50,000 in Bodycount in one game

Beginner's Luck Beat a mission in June or later using only Rookies

A Good Life Fed cattle

Original Gunslinger You got four loaded hand cannons ready.

We're Fully Booked Complete the mission "For the Sick and the Injured".

What A Nightmare Complete 10 Nightmare missions.
0/10

Uncanny! Complete all the Main Quests in Canny Valley

Lost Collector Collect every PDA in the Lost Mission campaign

Happy Feet You spent an hour or more shaking your money maker.
173/3600

Shadow stacker Build a tower of 99 bricks in endless puzzle mode.

Cold-Blooded Defeat the First-Hero without rescuing any NPCs

Outside in the Distance Complete the mission "Nothing but the Snow".

The War Within Complete The War Within Quest

Into the Night Complete "Twine Peaks Storm Shield Defense 1"

Fully Evolved Collect Every Trophy.

The Lord Taketh Away You've lost ten thousand groschen.

Secrets Locked Away Complete the mission "The Hellmouth".

Glutton for Punishment Finish Game in Contagion Mode

Liberator Set 10 hostages free without triggering the execution timer
3/10

Gonna Need a Bigger Boat Enter the Dry Dock

Nightmare Complete the game on Nightmare Difficulty

Too Slow, Fool! Kill 5 enemies at once while in Hell Time in RoE

Backroom Deal Open the backroom in Onslaught

As Light as a Feather Get 5 seconds of air time with a ground vehicle (within a 20-second window)

Heavy Boots Complete the game in Ironman Mode

Not a Scratch Complete a level without taking any damage in DOOM 3, RoE, or Lost Mission (except Mars City)

Team Player Heal a full team of 4 with the Medic Drone

Master of Arms Get 500 Kills with each manufacturer type
0/6

I am Death Incarnate! Complete the game on Ultra Nightmare Difficulty

Ultimate wizard Complete trial #50 without losing a heart.

I'm A Golden God! You got 100% on Super Meat Boy, start bragging!

Ground Control Kill 10 enemies using a single Major Tombot

Nature is Lit Have a single Tiny Tornado get frozen, electrified and set on fire

All-Pro Warrior Beat "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe" on "Mein leben" difficulty

Henry the Matchmaker You brought Victoria her sweetheart. Against his will.