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Bathe With A Giant Nude Alien Take a bath with Toxxo.

No Floating Shoot all buoys in the water.

We Came, We Chainsaw, We Conquered Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.

Sharpshooter Kill 350 enemies with a Rifle.
13/350

Full House Complete all Mission Stories for The Last Resort.

Mux Ado About Shipping Defeat Mux.

Give Away All Your Money Grant the dying wish of a sick slug.

Forklift Tagging Shoot and hit the forklift driving around in the far section of the harbor.

Eyes on the Prize Kill 150 enemies with any weapon while in Iron Sights.
6/150

Mastermind Headshot Kruger.

Award-Core Assassinate target with the award and exit the mission via the main entrance, data core in hand.

Climbing the Ranks Reach rank 40.
2/40

Sanguine Serum In Zetsubou No Shima, drink fresh Widow's Wine.

Holder of History Unlock all lore.

Act 5 Recruit Complete all Act 5 maps on Recruit difficulty or higher.

TBoGT: Past the Velvet Rope Score 80% or above in all missions. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Meet Frasier from Frasier Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.

Keep Fighting Killed your first Biobot!

Hostile Takeover Win one Axis Invasion as an Invader.

The Gold Account Complete Golden Handshake on Master Difficulty.

Defenestration Dump the stock and take the scenic exit.

Top of the Heap Reach New York Mastery Level 15.

I Would Do It All Over Again Complete the story in chronological order

Fall In Love With A Parasite Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.

Nook, or Cranny? Find the Secret in Sunken Passages.

Hold the Line Defeat an invading Sniper Jager.

Le Fantome Achieve 250 Ghost Kills.
10/250

The Storyteller Collected all The Storyteller artifacts.
3/10

Second Shooter Summon assistance by shooting locker 137.

Null and Void Learn Salvador's strange discovery.

It's Time Obtain the Kinetic Hammer

TBoGT: Gold Star Score 100% in all missions. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

One Last Job Finish Final Transmission

Who Snipes The Snipers? Kill a Sniper with a Sniper Rifle.

Not Big Enough In Der Eisendrache, trap and kill a Panzersoldat using the Ragnarok DG-4.

Precarious Perch Find the Secret in Brood Lair.

Completionist Complete all The Last Yardbird Challenges.

That Belongs in a Museum Collected all Artifacts.
11/30

It's Like The Santa Clause Become the Riddle Master.

Acted Alone In Verrückt, headshot 20 zombies in the courtyard from the second floor of the Asylum.

The Platinum Package Complete The Last Resort on Master Difficulty.

Stan of Cleaves Stan was cut into pieces in the horologium.

Apostles Have 12 Disciples.

The Dundee Make like the famous Aussie and leave.

Always Greener While in Tall Grass, kill 50 Soldiers.
0/50

Lost its way Gnome Find the French Resistance Gnome and take a Picture.

That's B.A.L.L., Folks Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
0/100

Escape Artist Freed Jaime from the hook.

Missing Shipment Deliver the missing shipment to the rig.

Apex Altered Secure the valley's future.