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Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold