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Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Hoopster Fly through 20 hoops

Show me your moves Parry 20 enemy attacks

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Demolished the Demons Destroy both Demonettes in the Enchanted Earth.

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Doctor in the House Complete Level 9 - Doctor in the House

Legends Never Die Hunt down Almagro. (Complete "Legends Never Die" on any difficulty.)

Rust is the New Black Collect all body colors

Collateral damage Kill 3 enemies with parried projectiles

Shiv-a-saur Kill a large dinosaur with a dagger

Fell for it Defeat the Mechameleon

Explosive efficiency Kill 3 enemies with one landmine

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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The Runner Complete The Runner

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

Elder Knowledge Complete "Elder Knowledge"

Bomb Squad Complete the first mission.

Putting in the effort Complete 10 challenges in the campaign

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

...to make an omelet Destroy all the mutant dinosaur eggs

Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Sniper Suppressor Take out all Scrotus snipers

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

Federation Day Gather intel on Rorke. (Complete "Federation Day" on any difficulty.)

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Pet Cemetery Send Dogeyes, Ratface and Ponytail back to Hell.

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

I Can Haz Banishment Banish Smiley Cat.

Back Seat Driver Track down Volk. Complete "Bag and Drag" on any difficulty.

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

Skill Master Get a skill to 100

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

That Sinking Feeling Complete Level 10 - That Sinking Feeling

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

Arsonist Set 50 enemies on fire.

Daddy Wants a New Grill Collect all hood ornaments

Good shot Destroy 10 target boards

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

We'll Always Have Paris Escape Paris with Volk. Complete "Iron Lady" on any difficulty.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Stop and Smell the Roses Complete all Wasteland Missions

We're All In This Together Save 15 survivors from zombies