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Micolash, Host of the Nightmare Defeat Micolash, Host of the Nightmare.

Killer Killer Harpoon a killer whale.

Next time use the stairs Complete the Gauntlet of Archimedes

Using Your Head Charge a Goat in Colossus

Fully Researched Thug Splicer The player has fully researched the Thuggish Splicer

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

Secrets revealed II Solve the second Enigma code

Bond Broken Complete the Game

It’s getting hot in here... Burn 100 enemies with the Bow of Apollo

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Eye Sore Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes

Chalice of Ailing Loran Acquire the Chalice of Ailing Loran that seals
the tragic land lost to the sands.

Amygdala Defeat Great One: Amygdala.

Desperate Times Complete Chapter 9.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 100 Treasures

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Veteran Complete all chapters on Veteran.

Fence Sold 50 guns to a shop

Agent 894732 Told the truth during the interrogation.

The lives of others Collect all letters

Apprentice Builder Complete your first structure (signs, ladders, and climbing anchors also count.)

Mergo's Wet Nurse Defeat Great One: Mergo's Wet Nurse.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

Fully Improved Weapons Acquired the improved versions of three weapons from Varga.

Exposure Complete Exposing Bertrand.

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Secrets revealed III Solve the third Enigma code

Light as a Feather Collect all of the Phoenix Feathers

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

Big Trouble in China Complete Chapter 4 in Leon's campaign.

Fan Friction Acquire the Wind Element for Star-Lord's guns.

Heart of gold Collect all gold items

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Test of Faith Complete Chapter 10.

Secrets revealed IV Solve the fourth Enigma code

Rocket magazine + Unlock demolition perk 5

The Choir Gain entry to the realm of the Choir,
the high stratum of the Healing Church.

Maxed All Tracks Purchased every slot in all four Plasmid and Tonic tracks

Rescue the Hostages Complete Chapter 1 in Chris' campaign.

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Titanslayer Survive the manifestations of Thanos.

Take Them For A Spin Hit at least 6 cars in a single Ionic Vortex.

Mind Over Matter Complete Chapter 11.

Exterminate Defeat every robot in Hurricos

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

Fashion Victim Purchase all clothing.

Auto Enthusiast Purchase all vehicles.

UGC Curious Play 10 user-generated missions.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.