Minialle

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

That went too far Throw something as far as you can.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Up to the challenge Complete one challenge in the campaign

Happy family Reunite the family.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
0/50

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Stick It To 'Em Kill two or more enemies with a single sticky grenade.

Tinkering Fully upgrade a Praetor Suit category.

Momentum Shift Upgrade a Rune

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Jars in the sand Break many jars.

Ask for a miracle Pay it forward.

Argent Overload Fully upgrade Health, Armor, or Ammo capacity

Rip and Tear Glory Kill all common enemy types in the campaign.