MindlessMiles

Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic You won in all variations of multiplayer games.

Think Like a Mountain With tranquility, the small goes and the great comes.

Make A Name For Yourself Why don't you see if you can collect 10 titles? There's nothin' like a good title! Even Mel said they make me look cool!

TBoGT: Snow Queen Complete 25 drug wars. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Please Recycle Put a soda can in the wrong place instead of recycling

Silent and Void There is a thing confusedly formed,
Born before heaven and earth.
Silent and void
It stands alone and does not change,
Goes round and does not weary.
It is capable of being the mother of the world,
But I know not its name.

Please Use Other Door Find the nook in Optical

Fighting On The Internet Alright, time you fought 10 network battles! The Internet is like my backyard - not a place I tend to lose! (Excludes Battle Lounge)

Oh! My Car! Hee hee, destruction is so much fun! Score 80,000 points or more in the Car Crusher bonus stage!

TBoGT: Catch the Bus Dance perfectly in both Tony's nightclubs. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Within One Hundredth Win a race by a margin of 0.01 seconds or less.

Wake Up Beat the game

Why Are You Like This? Clone an object way too many times

Orbital Obliteration GTA Online: Kill another player with the Orbital Cannon.

The Garden Of Forking Paths I dreaded walking where there was no path
And pressed with cautious tread the meadow swath.

Environment Saved! Place a soda can in a recycling bin

Son of Man An apple for a head

First Timer I'll never forget my first time for Ryu's sake! Win one Ranked Match! Gotta aim for the top!

Robin Hood Theory Score 10 headshots on Rais's men with a bow

TBoGT: Bear Fight Win the L.C. Cage Fighters championship. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Soda Connaisseur Drink all sodas

Take Your Trash Elsewhere Fail at throwing away trash

Keep on Truckin' If you want to focus on nothing but the fight, entering an Endless Battle is for you!

All Stars Completionist Gain all stars in 'All Stars'.

Global Network I have the direct lines for all the world's leaders recorded in my pocketbook. You should have 30 names in your Favorites at the very least.

Vaguely Activated Achievement Congratulations on doing something!

Barrel of Laughs No need for barrels without oil! Score 110,000 points or more in the Barrel Buster bonus stage!

The Adventure Begins Reach the mainland.

Ignition Completionist Gain all stars in 'Ignition'

Savoring The Win Streak Achieved three consecutive victories in Ranked Matches, have you? It appears you are getting a handle on your power. Maintain your modesty, and focus on your training; the path ahead is long.

Photo-Finish Completionist Gain all stars in 'Photo-Finish'

Failing To Prepare Is Preparing To Fail Collect 30 replays, kid. Once you've done your prep and know your opponent's weaknesses, you'll be in control of the fight. Don't risk your life by rushing in blind.

Taking A Liberty Sorry for taking liberties with your time.

Turning Back Turning back is how the way moves;
Weakness is the means the way employs.
The myriad creatures in the world are born from Something, and Something from Nothing.

No Point in Dying Complete the game in one sitting with five or less deaths

Lost Gods of Albion We had strayed into some region where the frontiers of some unknown world lay close about us.

Acrobat Shoot 5 talismans while airborne before touching the ground.

Herculean Effort Can you finish Arcade Mode on Medium or higher without using a continue? Show me you can!

Complete Episode 1 Complete all the chapters in Episode 1.

Snow Pirate Achieve a Career Level of Lv. 10.

Eagle's Companion Pet the eagle 4 times.

Kasparov Make the last move

Chess Master Find all secret chess pieces

Win Or Die Tryin' It's about time you cleared Survival Mode on normal difficulty. You know what happens if you refuse, don't you? Let's just say the only way you live is if you keep on winning!

Stars Align Complete all constellations

Polite Recognition Find the hidden trophy

Feeling Blue Find all blueprints

Get the Bozak Complete Bozak's challenges

The Further One Goes Without stirring abroad
One can know the whole world.
Without looking out of the window
One can see the way of heaven.
The further one goes
The less one knows.

Fires Extinguished Empty all fire extinguishers