Miko_MLG

Grease Monkey Customize the Decal, Topper, Rocket Boost and Wheel on a car

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Speed Demon Completely fill and then empty your Rocket Boost 10 times in a single match

Historian Find 75% of all documents.

Pitch Veteran Play a total of 20 games across any game mode

Catwalk Reach Midtown.

No More Lives Die 9 times.

Know the Drill Complete a Practice Drill

Cat-a-strophe Try to play mahjong with the robots.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Cat's best friend Nuzzle up against 5 robots.

Meowlody Bring all the music sheets to Morusque.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Intellectually Superior Complete all optional tombs.

Archaeologist Collect 75% of all relics.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Feather Duster Kill and loot 10 flying animals (crows and gulls).

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Barras Bravas Play an Online game with someone in your Party

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Productive Day Sleep for more than one hour.