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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Just a Scratch Complete 'Enter, Pursued by a Memory'.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Moronic Drone Get a job

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids