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Reap the Rewards Purchase a cosmetic from the vendor using boss tokens.

Soothe the Scars Cure 20,000 netherrack blocks in a single world.

The Underdog Lose 5 scenarios

Sights To Be Seen Have 15 Sightseeing Bus lines.

Freemason for hire Rent a house to a royal stonemason

Perma Peeper Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office

Small, beautiful events Add 5 pages to the journal

They Who Smelt It Use the Smelter to craft every type of refined resource.

It's a Dry Heat Visit Calidor.

Nine-five-wictor-wictor-2 Disrupt systems 5 times via a system intrusion

Embrace technicality Complete a mission as a Vulcan

Diversity Rocks Win a multiplayer match of all 4 types.

Ricochet Ricochet a Straight Shot then hit an opponent on the Great Wall track

Far East Tour Winner Win the Far East Tour

Pest Control Kill 80 Broodlings

Z00 Have a park with all zoo buildings built in it.

Apple Pie 3826 Collect 3,826 apples in the Trapped in Limbo DLC
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The Art of Telling Plain Truths Win a Diplomatic Victory

Research Scientist Gain 100,000 Bytes across all games.

Log Lady Find all of Commander Zudina's audio logs

Art Student Unlock 25% of the gallery.

Natural Born Leader During a game round, gangmates kill 10 enemies tagged by you.

MR SWEEPER Destroy 20 enemy mines in the same round using the CAB primary weapon. You need the Heist Map Pack to unlock it.

Rodeo Clown Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss

Harder Dick's Balls Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene

Quiet the Clanging Defeat 10 piglin clangers in a single world.

Terminator's Death Use an industrial press to destroy robots

Clean in Two Defeat the Second Twin

For Chief's a Jolly Good Fellow Save Sechenov

Farewell, Old Friend Beat CHAR-les

Real estate Magnate I Rent 5 houses

A seat at the round table Complete all 4 Ancient Britain challenges

No Place Like Home Complete all Back To Ubersreik missions on veteran difficulty

Are You Experienced? Complete the game in Experienced mode.

Cog save the Queen Hat combo - A royal hat selection indeed.

Goo Goo G'joob Get a 550-note streak playing I Am The Walrus on Drums.

Keep It Cool Achieve a 'cool' ranking on every line of a 'normal' length song

Hire Me Beat all 128 original developer ghosts in Time Attack

Sharpshooter Kill an enemy troop without being spotted.

Coaster Tycoon Have a park with all Amusement Park buildings built in it.

This Is the End Complete the story DLC

Let me do that for you Rent a house to a royal treasuer

Body Armour Knock Down 500 Suits of Armour in the Castle

Universal Victor Complete the game on the Universe difficulty level.

Challenge Complete the game on Hard difficulty level without losing a single battle.

Hard Difficulty Complete the game on Hard difficulty.

Stunning Stun 25 enemies.

Virtual Virtuoso Pass all tracks on Fault One Zero

Four Big Bills! Collect four hundred pennies!

First Crystal Collect a secret level crystal.