MightyGodDrou

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Little by little Reach 25,000 points in Classic Mode

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Solitary Confinement Capture and lock up Harley Quinn

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest