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It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Freakshow Rodeo Ride Titan henchman and knock down 10 thugs (any play mode)

Legend of the Maker Complete a Bow Mission and begin growing the legend of Azkâr.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Poisoned Ivy Defeat the giant Titan Ivy plant

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8