MidnightChannel

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.