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Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.