Midlifemoose

Ralan's Mission Complete all bonus levels

Mind Blown Romance the Emperor.

The Safe Word is "Bananas"! Beat the Main Campaign on Bananas difficulty.

The End You beat the game!... but that's not the end, is it?

Gat Trick In Blood of the Dead, kill the Warden with the Blundergat, Acidgat, and Magmagat in a single game

Feel the Burn! Perform every Meter Burn special move of every character

Historical Reenactment In Blood of the Dead, equip Hell's Retriever, Spoon, Blundergat, and Tommy Gun at the same time

Game Development is Hard Find all six development jokes in the Main Campaign.

Focus Spender Finish Chapter 3 of the Main Campaign without using Spells.

Focus Saver Finish Chapter 5 of the Main Campaign without using Magicks.

Background Reading Look in every folder in Flight Computer

Heart Hoarder Put out all the torches in Vanirhall in the Main Campaign, without restarting from a Checkpoint. No Cheating!

Straight-A Student Complete every level in Skatepark

First Blood Kill Orin while her cultists are performing their ritual chant.

Return to sender You killed an Infected Worker with his own barrel!

Psycho Cellblock killer Finish 'Psycho Cellblock' on Insane

It's a Secret to Everybody Find all secret areas in the caves.

Proven Defender Complete "Defender Training - Stage 2"

Wheat From Chaff Gain 25 PERFECT medals

The Burden Hardest to Bear Made a Difficult Choice

Master of Technology Acquire the Warden Archetype

Miracle Worker Heal over 2,000,000 hit points.

Trial by Fire Beat all the Trials in the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty.

Shank Master Finish the prison arena encounter in the Main Campaign using only melee attacks.

Don't Touch My Food! Finish the Kebab Cart encounter without the cart taking any damage in the Main Campaign.

Trial and Error Die 1000 times.

Epic Troll Stash Complete "Epic Troll Stash"

Interfectorem Draconis Kill the Red Dragon in the Upper City.

Why wasn't this standard issue? Fully upgrade all non DLC Weapons and Stratagems.

Shroom We Will Be Together Unite the mushroom-obsessed farmer with the Humongous Fungus in the Main Campaign.

RESS PLZ! Revive your friends 1000 times.

Old school Complete a level using only pistols

Throw a Dog a Bone In Blood of the Dead, feed a wolf head from the Gondola, Citadel, and Model Industries in a single game

Still Not a Janitor Hear the Custodian's Confession

Trial by Fire+Lightning Beat all the Trials in the Main Campaign on Hard difficulty.

Abandon Ship In Voyage of Despair, complete the Trial

Hot Woah on Woah Action! Destroy a Woah Block with another Woah Block!

Power Struggle In Classified, reach round 20 without turning on the power

Trial by Fire+Lightning+Death Beat all the Trials in the Main Campaign on Bananas difficulty.

All Together Now Complete "All Together Now" (Daily Quest)

Change of Heart Achieve a total of 100 Grind-Switches

B.O.T. Find the Good in the Prototype

The Doctor is In Use PhD Slider to fall 10 feet and kill 10 zombies at once

Terrible Terrible Damage! Inflict over 20,000,000 total damage.

The Highest Office In Classified, reach round 20 without using an elevator

Most Escape Alive In Blood of the Dead, escape

Trying to Get "Trial and Error"? Kill yourself 1000 times.

Ghost Town killer Finish 'Ghost Town' on Insane

Gotta Get Rifty Complete "Rifty Business"

Oh, My Bad Kill your friends 1000 times.