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No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Beat School: Bass Boss Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Guitar Serenity 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Beat School: Underworld Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Danger! Danger! Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: 8-Bit Melody Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Kalimba Magic Complete the Beat School level.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Beat School: Insert Coin Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: In The Club Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Robot Invasion Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Lazy Day Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Groovology 101 Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Basic Rock Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Harmony Helper Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Piano? PiaYES! Complete the Beat School level.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

The Power of Hate 50 machine lifeforms destroyed with berserk mode.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Health upgrade III Unlock the Health upgrade III perk

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Information Master 80% of all archives found.

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

Weapons Maniac All Pod programs obtained.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Naughty Children Emil destroyed.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Inorganic Blade All weapons upgraded to the highest level.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Supreme Support Weapons All Pods upgraded to the highest level.