Metal_Lord

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Deliverance Release friend

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold