Merkid

Kali Ma Complete Abaddon Asylum on any difficulty.

Duct Tape FTW Create all combo weapons

Mutt And Jeff Asked a companion to be the Bad Inspector.

Mother My Brain Hurts Discovered the strange E99 specimen and what it morphs people into

Victör Won a ranked multiplayer match

The Bank always wins in the end Reach the Bank for the first time.

Wishing for the Best Complete the "Last Wish" Raid.

I've Got This Acquire all upgrades

Missions! Complete 5 Missions
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Beast Friends Forever Paint Trico's entire body.

A Can Of Worms Play Trial of the Worm for the first time.

Torque Completionist Gain all stars in 'Torque'.

Discriminating Buyer Use exactly one of each care package in the "Special Delivery" Special Ops mission.

Gest - Chapter XIII Finish the levels from Chapter XIII in Warrior difficulty

Chapter 2 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 2 below the target time.

High Score Score 800,000 points in one game -- with Game Settings set to Hardcore.

All Talked Out Hear every hint.

Total protonic reversal Complete Return to Hell on any difficulty.

Iron Mode Complete the game in Iron Mode.

Good Behavior Completed the game on any difficulty without killing any monsters.

Chapter 4 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 4 below the target time.

Zombie Genocide Master Kill 72,000 zombies

You know you're REALLY Insane, right? Complete the entire main campaign on Authentic Plus difficulty

Give Them Something to Believe Complete New Game Plus

Chapter 3 Speedrun Complete a Speedrun of Chapter 3 below the target time.

I came in like a Resogun Accumulate a total Wrecking combo of 1,000 in Demolition mode

Chimp on the Barbie In Ascension, kill a space monkey with a fire trap.

Two's Company, Four's a Party Complete any Adventure level with 4 players.

Lights Out Complete the "Light 'Em Up" Special Ops mission on Veteran difficulty.

Hook, Line and Jumper Enter the compound in "Thermal" without passing through the main gate

Toasty Light the marshmallows over the bonfire

Daemonologist All Charms unlocked

Barrel of laughs Kill 20 enemies with barrels

The Anointed One Kill 300 enemies using Veredicto.
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None more hard Complete the Campaign on Nightmare difficulty.

Useless Trinkets Completed the "Digging up the Past" side quest.

Boar Bather Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and lived to tell the tale.

Team Player Equipped 2 Team Charms

Acquire Waffle Weapons! Obtain the Ray Gun, DG-2, and the Monkey Bomb at the same time in a game. (Map Pack 3 only)

Family Reunion Achieved a compromise between Olivia and Minnie.

Special P.E.T. Benefits Acquired Special Delivery, P.E.T., and Employee Benefits.

Green Series clear Get a silver medal on every green track

Chuck Greene: Cross-dresser? Change into all pieces of clothing in the game

The Foreman Complete "Factory"

You're Not Worthy As My Opponent Breach: Send 3 Challenges.

I Challenge You to a Duel Complete a Medieval level using only Lou Don Jim

Deliver This Complete the "Special Delivery" Special Ops mission on Veteran difficulty.

Act 1 Cleaner Complete all Act 1 maps on Nightmare difficulty.

Ending E Achieved "Surprise!" ending.

Tumbler Perform an impressive Barrel Roll