Mercenary09

Total Annihilation Kill 100,000 aliens

Scrooge Collect 25,000,000 coins in total (accumulative)

Saving The Day Revive 50 people using Medkits

Stop... Hammer Time! Complete all Campaign levels on Hard

Can't Touch This Complete all Campaign levels on Insane

Simple But Effective Use a sword to deliver the last hit to all enemies.

Be Formless Unlock the final form of the final boss.

Battle Tested Play either Classic Battle - Free For All or Team 30 times

KO Play either Knockout - Classic or High Health 30 times

Golden Achiever Play either Hold the Gold - Classic or Bare Buns 30 times

Underpants Enthusiast Play Underpants Collector multiplayer mode 30 times

Underpants Collector Skilled - Silver Achieve silver for all levels of Underpants Collector Skilled

Underpants Collector Skilled - Gold Achieve gold for all levels of Underpants Collector Skilled

Underpants Collector Pro - Silver Achieve silver for all levels of Underpants Collector Pro

Underpants Collector Pro - Gold Achieve gold for all levels of Underpants Collector Pro

Underpants Collector Master - Silver Achieve silver for all levels of Underpants Collector Master

Underpants Collector Master - Gold Achieve gold for all levels of Underpants Collector Master

Tighty Whitey Targets Skilled - Silver Achieve silver for all levels of Tighty Whitey Targets Skilled

Tighty Whitey Targets Skilled - Gold Achieve gold for all levels of Tighty Whitey Targets Skilled

Tighty Whitey Targets Pro - Silver Achieve silver for all levels of Tighty Whitey Targets Pro

Necrosphere Done Quick Finish the game In less than 30 minutes

Almost Flawless Execution Finish the game dying less than 100 times

IDDQD Finish the game without dying

Zoasts 'n Goats Finish the game with all DVDs in less than 35 minutes

Eyeballed! Caught 100 Walleye in Lake Arnold

Land Of 100 Bass Caught 100 Trophy Bass at Lake Dylan

CATastrophe Die 9 times

Sinoc The Hodgeheg! Go through a labyrinth in less than five minutes

You can't see me Unlock Cloak

Gonna suck them all Unlock Vacuum

Passive aggressive behavior Unlock Mean Master

Leadership at its best Unlock Master Vacuum

You Win! Clear all the local levels

Overachiever Beat the goal times on all the local levels

Speedrunner Start on level 1 and clear all 90 levels without going back to the menu

Savior Finish 3 missions with no casualties

Winner by Knockout Win a match just by scoring knockouts.

Fiery Death Knock 3 or more players down with one Fireball.

Windy Death Knock 3 or more players down with one Cyclone.

Quad Comeback Come from 20 points down to win a 4 team match.

Watery Death Knock down any 8 or more players using one Waterwall.

Death by Potato Score a knockout using the Hot Potato spell.

Sticky Death Knock down 3 or more players with one Firestick.

Four in a Bath Catch 4 or more players in an Icebath.

Threezeray Knock down 3 or more players with one Freezeray.

Electric Six Knock down any 6 or more players using Electrotherapy.

Beast of Universal Love and Light Achieve ultimate transcendence

Pure Dedication Get to level 30 in Pure Mode

Tauroctony Kill 1000 cattle during a game

Mission improbable Complete the game within 49 nights.