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Versus Champion Win the Versus Tournament.

Sudden Victory Win a match in Sudden Death.

Swift Comeback Come from behind to win a match in the last 10 seconds.

Comeback Come from 10 points down to win a 2 team match.

Teen Spirit Get to level 13 in YOLO mode

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Planet Dammit Get 3 planets in each level of Moon Life

Life, The Universe, Everything Get perfect score on everything

Nyctophobia Turn on all lights in one play through.

I'll Never Be The Same Reach World 4

Ace Complete the second level with no damage

Transmechanic Craft 15 modules in one run

Hive Mind Beat a Boss in co-op

Fifth Hour Survive Hour Five

Matchstick Man Survive an hour with only using matches

My First Flip Do a flip

Future Island Visit Future Island

Misty City Visit Misty City

New Atlantis Visit New Atlantis

Sky Gardens Visit Sky Gardens

My First Defenestration Smash through a window

Secrets Find all hidden secrets

Made of Bronze Obtain all bronze medals in the Challenge Mode

Family Matters Complete the Epilogue

Guardian Complete 80 Quests.

Champion Complete 90 Quests.

Master Complete 100 Quests.

Hero Complete 110 Quests.

Long march Complete all the game in Pure mode

Medieval Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Medieval Madness™

Cirqus Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Cirqus Voltaire™

Monster Bash Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Monster Bash™

Creature Wizard Complete the Wizard Goals on Creature from the Black Lagoon™