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Beat School: Loop Jugglin' Ultimate hip hop loop builder - word to your moms!

Beat School: On the One's and Two's Checka-checka-check out the scratch routine!

Beat School: The Drummer Gets Wicked Cut and paste drums to make your own breakbeat!

Beat School: Does Not Compute Start with the basics, countdown like a robot!

Beat School: Artificial Ah Yeah! Robot feels good!

Beat School: Word to Your Motherboard Dance, funk, rock and house. You will master all the robotic styles.

Beat School: Text to Speech How could we resist? Shout out Sound Shapes with this unique beat.

Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Superhighway Complete 10 Public Online Races

Freeware Unlock every Skill in the Skills Tree

Hack & slash Kill 250 zombies using edged melee weapons.

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Gem Collector Collected a total of 20,000 precious gems.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Digit Chase Prize Complete Digit Chase in 1 minute or under.

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Stunt Master Complete all of the stunts on the stunt list.

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Top Cat Raised Kat's reputation to “Top Cat.”

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Historian Find every audio diary

Need a hand? Join another player's game.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Thawed Free a total of 10 trapped Assassins.

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!