Mephman

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Globetrotter Discover 100 fast travel points.

Final Words Thank you for playing.

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Digit Chase Prize Complete Digit Chase in 1 minute or under.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

System Mangler Complete every ctOS Breach

Something More Find Ciri.

Superhighway Complete 10 Public Online Races

Kingmaker Complete the subplot about choosing Skellige's ruler.

Mutant Fill all mutagen slots.

Hack & slash Kill 250 zombies using edged melee weapons.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Freeware Unlock every Skill in the Skills Tree

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Xenonaut Visit Tir ná Lia and convince Ge'els to betray Eredin.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Gem Collector Collected a total of 20,000 precious gems.

End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Together Till the End Finished the game in Duo mode.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

And Stay Down! Perform a ground execution.

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

Stunt Master Complete all of the stunts on the stunt list.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Need a hand? Join another player's game.

All Systems Go Complete Chapter 3 on any difficulty setting

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Rockhound Find 100% of the Shards.

Brute Force Kill a Brute