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KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

Animal Control Kill 300 Creatures

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Unstoppable Wanderer Reach Level 25

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

It's a Brave New World You turned the Butcher over to Burke

Getting it in Gear Earn at least 3 Gears in a Challenge.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Racketeer Got the maximum earn from one of your Rackets

Researcher Collect all the Key Data hidden in the world

Locked and Loaded Upgrade each available component for a single sidearm or longarm weapon.

What's Yours Is Mine Pick 50 Locks

Never Go It Alone Recruit 5 Separate Companions

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Cleaning Up Refresh the Refresher

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Please Marcus, Don't Hurt Them Successfully neutralize 5 fugitives in Bounty Hunter

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

Skywalker Keep your feet off the ground and walls for 60 seconds

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Lab Technician Play and complete a game session of Game Lab in the Multiplayer Public playlist.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Master Of The Caribbean Complete the Discovery Mode of Wolfpack in Multiplayer.

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Disaster Recovery Get 15 Relief Packages

You've Got A Friend Direct your companions to assist in combat 10 times each

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Hey, Luke At Us Equip a new cosmetic in every Cal slot

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

First Day of School Complete 'S.S.D.D.' and 'Team Player' on Veteran difficulty.

Witch Hunter Defeat one Daughter of Lerion