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A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Ancient treasure Try to wake up the lost Sentinel.

Read-only Complete the final mission in the QR Code Investigation

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Unlikely Valentine Complete "Unlikely Valentine"

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Cut & Run Burke agreed to help you kill Marcano

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Weaving a Tapestry Completed 80 sidequests.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Regalia Pilot Flew the Regalia Type-F.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

The Legend Complete Arcade Mode on Legend

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

Hunter in the Forest Learned the Bow Ability.

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

Activated Get to Manhattan.

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

Robot Hunter Defeated 100 robots

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

Hogar Dulce Hogar Fully upgrade one Camp Facility at any Guerrilla Camp (Solo Campaign only)

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Back in the Day Spend 2 hours outside of missions with past Saints Row characters as your homies

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Photo Expert Reached maximum photography level.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Low Calorie Sushi Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 1.

Unbearable From victim to victor.

They Call Him The Vigilante Complete every Investigation

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Defeat 50 enemies with the Dragon Sniper.

Terminal Hog Take down an Extraction Facility while on a motorcycle

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Wrong Way That's not right

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.