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Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo

Sid Meier's Ditchdigging Simulator Use two cities and the Panama Canal to make 7 contiguous land tiles passable by ships

Ejection Get pooped by the Cat Shuttle

Fully Powered Up! Fully upgrade your Reverb Gauge to the maximum.
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With our powers combined…and to the rhythm… Perfectly time your take down of your largest foe yet in a musical finale.

Jack of all Trades, Master of None Win a game with 5 or more Industries, but no Corporations.

SPECIAL AGENT Rated as "SPECIAL AGENT" in Final Result.

We Have A Winner! Win 5 scenarios

Robber Baron Control 5 Luxury Resource Monopolies at once on a Standard sized map or larger.

Come Fly With Me! Have 60 tourists visit the Aviation Club during one week.

Battle of Adwa Defeat an Infantry unit whose capital is on another continent with an Oromo Cavalry

Now this is how you fight like a team! Perform 100 parry counters using any partner.
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Crom Laughs at Your Tanks As Gaul, kill a Tank with a Gaesatae.

Have we met before? Find Vandelay HR's investigator and hear all of its monologues.
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To plow the sea As Simón Bolívar activate all Comandante Generals across multiple games

No Light Without the Dark In Dramatic Age Mode, as Georgia, have simultaneously a Golden and a Dark Policy active.

Target Acquired Fire the Catapult

Rocket Fight Complete the game faster than 59:59.

Rift and Tear Defeat a Digi-Rift Boss.

Hard Corps Complete Arcade Mode without Perks equipped.

Shattered Soldier Complete Arcade Mode in 1-Hit Kill mode.

Force Multiplier Win 100 Matches.

Vile Alien War Mongers Defeat 10,000 enemies total.

Problem solved... wait, what? Discover the deeper mystery behind the SPECTRA doors on campus.

Academic Scholar Create 100 academic works.

This was... not what I expected. Have "The Artist" decorate your hideout.

Harmony Awaits Unlock door to Tediore FOB Bravo Lima 4.2.

Wild at Heart Complete mission “The Rescue”.

Hardcore Uprising Complete 10 Challenges in Challenge Mode.

Totally in Motion Win all 3 Mass Transit Scenarios

Higher Learning Build all Campus Area types with all of their respective campus buildings and faculties.

Re-Animator Control at least 20 Zombie units at the start of your turn.

Well Hello Mr. Fancypants Destroy a Zombie unit that has +50 or more Mutation Strength.

It's a Trap!!! Deal 50 or more damage to a single unit from trap damage on a single tile in one turn.

We Would Be So Happy, You and Me Play Octopus's Garden on Expert Guitar, playing all hammer-ons and pull-offs without strumming.

I think that's enough health for now Fully upgrade your health bar by collecting all Life Gauges.
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Cheesed It! Defeat Big Fuzz in Arcade Mode Stage 6 without dying.

Airport Architect Build an airport area with a terminal, a runway and an aircraft stand.

Face, Offed Defeat Kimkoh in Arcade Mode Stage 7 without dying.

Legacy of Score Earn 350,000 points in a single playthrough.

I have to read ALL of these things? Find and read every Vandelay Vlog on the campus.
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I'm trying to FOCUS HERE! Find and shoot down every hovering announcement drone.

For For-Profit Education! Have one campus area with more than 5000 students and all upkeep costs covered by tuition fees.

Things Fall Apart In Dramatic Ages Mode, lose 4 or more cities by entering a Dark Age

Extinction 100,000 Zombies killed.

Bury Me with my Money Earn 40,000 Contra Coins overall.

Airfield Expertise Build an airport area with an area of 25 000 cells.

Three Birds, One Stone Complete all 3 challenges on 'Stratosphere' in a single run, with less than 15 faults

Bone Smoker Throw-bomb any large dinosaur skeleton 30 times

Ganbare! Go, man! Complete 20 Challenges in Challenge Mode.