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Trophy of Wealth Buy Out the entire Showroom

Lone Wolf Clear a UFO crash site with one soldier on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

Dude Abides Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

PAIN in the Park Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours

The Demon's Domain Complete mission “The Cursed Mine”.

Gnat's All Folks! Collect all Grounded Trophies!

Devout Champion Reach Paragon 300 with any character.
0/100

Completionist+ Win with every deck on Gold Stake difficulty

The Right Blueprints Pass all tracks on the Awesome Adventure event

Dragon Slayer Complete all Levels in ‘Motion’ Mode

The Gunslinger Win 25 Network games

Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Come Out and Play Play 50 Network Games

Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown

CRASH COMMANDO Reach commando level 25.

Earth First Beat the game on Classic difficulty.

Wet Work Complete a Very Difficult abduction mission in five turns or less on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

Escapee In Single Player capture enemy's village after all own buildings were lost

There's such a thing as TOO helpful Find and engage with every Smidge, while completing all of his practice tips.
10/11

Fist of the Mountain Defeat all bosses in The Demon's Domain.
0/5

Explorer's Trophy Complete the Mount Holly Directory

Stone Cold Stun enemies 316 times in Battle Royale or Gauntlet.

Constipated 100th Strike

NOW we got a kickass hideout! Try out the arcade cabinet in the hideout.

2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"

Chip-tuned Increase your chip slots to the maximum capacity.
2/4

Trophy of Sigils Unlock all 8 Realm Sigils

Perfecter Parry-er! Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 200 times.
34/200

Unspeakable Horrors Kill 20,000 Mist Monsters in successful missions

Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Foehammer Complete the game in Honour mode.

Wanna hear my playlist? Change the background music in the hideout.

Hearthwarming Complete mission “On Icebound Shores Abandoned”.

GOAT Retire as the Greatest Of All Time

Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition

Sugar Wrath Complete mission “Hearing Things”.

No Looking Back Beat the game in Ironman mode on Classic or Impossible difficulty.

That's a lot of junk metal… Destroy 500 Vandelay security robots.
191/500

Beastmaster Complete all Layouts of Animal Pack

Legally Unspecified Tincture Complete mission “It Grows Below”.

Infinity and Beyond Complete 100 different Layouts in ‘Infinity’ Mode

Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Beat-hit mania Land 500 beat-hit attacks on enemies.
138/500

World Explorer Fully explore 1,500 zones in successful missions

MECHA ZOMBIE Destroy a Mecha Zombie.

Completionist++ Earn a Gold Sticker on every Joker

Trophy of Drafting Win the Drafting Strategy Sweepstakes

Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Platinum Balatro platinum trophy

Well that was a rush! Finish the game and complete every level on the Normal difficulty.
4/12