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Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Deliverance Release friend

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John