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Dustin? More like Dust-off! Drop a Dustin off the level

Do the Hula! Obtain the Super Hoop.

Burning Rubber! Drift Boost a total of 500 times.

High Roller Bought a seriously expensive car.

Fully Loaded Maxed out all upgrades

Let me in! Use the shortcut in Tiger Temple.

Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Samurai Raised All Combat Reflexes to Master Level

Burning a hole in your pocket Loot a Chainsaw Elite's corpse

Repossession Seize 50 vehicles from enemy hands.

Under the illusion Complete the illusion levels in chapter 3

The head bone's connected to the...oh, wait Kill 500 Skeletons

The Singer Complete Prosper Bluff and speak with the Singer in the Bastion.

You monster Slice a Dustin

Scorched Earth Complete 'Burn 'em Out' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Take the stage Validate a Track in Track Builder mode.

What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes

Devil's Brigade Found all Dog Tags in the game

Double Trouble Play with a friend for the first time.

Free Bird Destroy 25 or more of Newton's robots

I need more! Get a total of 2,500 Gears.

To reach new heights! Get the jump powerup

I stuck with it. Find all the magnets in chapter 2

Fool me twice Get tricked twice in a certain level

Financial Manager Built a bridge which can support trucks for 20,000 less than specified.

Taste some of Mama's home cookin', Adolf! Successfully complete Army of Darkness

Dustinvasion! Make an army of Dustins

Lamentation Purify Dark Witch Eleine

Professional Photographer Take 100 Photos

End of the line. Ride the train to the final hub world

Charted! - Brutal Finish the Game on Brutal Without Changing the Difficulty

I’ve had my fil(ter) Complete the picture frame levels in chapter 4

Financial Genius Built a bridge which can support trucks for 25,000 less than specified.

Liberate the Dustins! Release all the blueprint Dustins

Tell no one Meet the requirements of a Secret Event.

Remember The Fallen Collect All Fallen Striders

Semper Fidelis Completed the campaign story on Hard

Much Apork About Mutton Defeat Generals Pig and Sheep.

Battery of Batteries Make the maximum possible number of batteries in the first camera level

I didn’t realise they were optional. Complete all the optional challenge levels

Full shutdown Complete the simulation shutdown sequence

Let's Do It Again! Watched a replay.

Spicy Boy Defeat Haderax the Invincible.

Bark code Go for a walk in the barcode forest

Michelangelo Carve the melon repeatedly

Low orbit Get multiple jump powerups

Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Hitching a ride Ride a balloon

Collector of Collecting Collect All Large Canisters

Eddie Is Back Complete Eddie's Challenge