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The Right Direction Win your first B-Spec event race.

Tour de Bullworth Travel 100 km on the bike.

Apprentice Adventurer Reach level 25.

Om Nom Nom Eat 200 food items.

Stranded Crash-landed on peak Delta

Drag Queen Win five Drag Race events

Problem Child Amass 160,000 trouble points.

Dual Nebula Achieve a high score on Consumo, Nut Shots, and Monkey Fling arcade games.

Lurking Filth Reach level 10

Saved The Overworld Defeat the Arch-Illager at the Obsidian Pinnacle.

Sharp Dressed Man Purchase 250 clothing items.

Meet Cypher's Edge Max out the Hit Meter 25 times

Sideways Style Complete all Drift Zones

Get A Life Get A+ on all the chapters

The Butcher Kill 50 characters in 5 seconds.

Long way down Throw an enemy off one of the bridges (Mission 8)

End of the 'lein' Find and kill the visiting General (Mission 3)

Health Nut Collect All Health Upgrades

I’ve trained for this. Ride the train

Trophy Addict Unlock All Trophies

Private Club Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

Boomerang Killed 25 enemies with a reflected projectile

The DUNBAT Discovered Theta

Kleptomania Acquire all room trophies.

Complete The Game Finish the game.

Points II Score 250,000 points.

Long Snake's Journey Into Plight Defeat General Snake.

BREATHTAKING DEEDS! You achieved a x50 combo

Weed Killer Tidy up the back yard

Didn't Miss A Beat Complete the Balrog without falling

Valedictorian Unlock every trophy.

What I Do Best Killed 2000 enemies

Wolf Hunter Kill 30 two-headed wolves.

National A License Complete the A License.

Pet the Cait Pet Cait

Okay, you can sell the game now Earn all other trophies

Plan B Failed at acquiring the DUNBAT

Half-Truths Complete a mission without causing a single Military Alert.

The Survivor Complete the Hanging Gardens and speak with the Survivor in the Bastion.

Minced Meat Take out the Mall's biggest customer

Hot Potato Light 20 enemies on fire

Why don't you get a job? Win against PinStripe in the Adventure Mode.

Throw a Six and a Half On Hardened or Veteran difficulty, complete a level without dying. (Solo only)

The Cleaner Destroy 10 Military Bases or Infected Hives in New York City.

Purging Glow Obtain 5 Blighted Spirits

An ode to Rube Goldberg Get 20 chain reaction explosive kills

The Hammer Strikes Complete 'Their Land, Their Blood' on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Major Malfunction Destroy 50% of the Newsbots in the Single Player Campaign

Killed the Dream I Dreamed Escaped Theta

Interstellar Challenge Win against Nitros Oxide in the Adventure Mode.