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A Touch of Acumen Get gold stamps in a Time Attack or Performance arena challenge.

Getting Down to Abyss-ness Defeated the boss at level 999 of the [Abyss].

Master of the Chain Do massive chains! Use your brain to the max!

Hero of the People Congratulations! You obtained all of the trophies.

Shutout Defeat an "Advanced" or higher A.I. without being scored on (10 balls or more).

Fast Worker Complete the game in under 1 hour.

You're the disease, I'm the cure Finish the Ironbro campaign

Burntrock Hero Unlock and beat the Local Hero level in Burntrock

Geometry Warrior Earn 3 Stars on all 50 levels of Adventure Mode

Girl Boy Beat Cotton Alley light world without dying

Cruise Controlled Race through Level DC02 without letting go of boost!

All-Pro Receiver Let's cross this continent!

Secure, Protect, Leave Get gold stamps in a Capture arena challenge.

*Wheeze*...Just Getting Started Increased all character stats to 50 in [Abyss] mode.

Going Streaking Complete the second tier of the challenge “Going Streaking” in ranked online mode.

Too Grindy Achieve 1,000 Perfect Grinds

Item Spelunker Congratulations on reaching the 100th floor! You're on the right track to become a hardcore player!

Graduate Researcher Complete Blast Factor™ Specimen 4

The Horn Proclaimers Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.

1000000% Just Stop!

Call Me Nacho Cinco! We're going to outer space, baby!

Affront Door Kill a guard by barging through a door

Tour of Duty Complete all VR Luge Tour challenges

Retro Score over 10 million on Evolved Classic Level before losing a life

Ultimate Survivalist Defeat all the waves in any Survival Mode map

Carnival Culinarian Cook each of the five Horloge recipes at least once

Warlocked Beat all of Horloge's Wheels champions

Clockworkn't Defeat Dweller of Scourge

Just-in-Time Monkey Reached the goal in a Monkey Ball stage with 0 seconds left!

King of the Road Complete all VR Luge Challenges

The Hard Way Complete the game without buying any powerups.

Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

Marquee Star Unlock all skills and combos for circus classes

Unrivaled Wonder Earn top rank in all three of Horloge's minigames

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

Hold It (I Like the Way You Tweak It) Achieve 500 Tweaked Grabs

What doth it meanst? Bear witness to the secret vision

Sine Mora Destroy everything in the Prologue and remain unharmed

Triple-Decker Tanks Hathor Area 12, Normal: Produce a compressed flow of tanks by collapsing the trail multiple times.

Let's play Win an online match.

Power of the Azure Performed a 90+ hit combo using Ragna.

Trial Athlete I shall assimilate all and be all-powerful! Clear all Trial Mode challenges, and so can you!

1-800-CAKE Kill 2253 players online with at least 50 kills using each class

Fireproof Complete the game, saving all people without any of them being downed by fire.

Kneel Before Cat God! *blush* Oh, you can stand, meow.

Combo No. 255 I won't stop hitting until you stop getting up.

Bingo! You got a bingo in Monkey Bingo!

Encore : Black Flag Without selling any towers, clear the specified stage with all towers upgraded to black

No Man Left Behind Complete the game saving all Cats, all People and completing all Missions.

Thumb Kinda Hero Perfect all speed levels