McPoppulus

Flame On! Kill 50 enemies with fire (Campaign only).

The People's Champ Reach Arena Rank 5 (Campaign Arena only).

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

Reign Of Death Kill 30 enemies with Mortar rounds (Campaign only).

The Sky Is Falling Perform a takedown from a Buzzer (Campaign only).

Fully Loaded Learn all skills (Campaign only).

Renaissance Man Finish a public match of each game type in the Battles of Kyrat game mode (Battles of Kyrat only).

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Depths Below Kill Hades

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.