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End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

To serve and protect Acquire all the trophies.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeift Land 15 Shift Strikes or Shift Shots combined (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
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Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Awoken Rise from your reverie.

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Wilhelm Screamed Complete the mission "A Train To Catch".

Sugar Daddy Tip Moxxi $10,000.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Sky's The Limit Complete the mission "Rising Action".

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

Disk Space Full Unlock every song with the SongSneak app

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.