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End of Line Complete 40 Fixer Contracts

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

An Old Flame Complete the mission "Hunting The Firehawk".

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Piggyback Invade and successfully observe 10 enemy Fixers in Online Tailing

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeift Land 15 Shift Strikes or Shift Shots combined (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
3/15

Awoken Rise from your reverie.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Better Than Money Purchase 5 items from the Black Market.

Bounty Hunter Complete 20 side missions.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

No Man Left Behind Complete the mission "A Dam Fine Rescue".

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Punisher Punish 10 enemies (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
0/10

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

White Rabbit Object Escape 15 police scans

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Build Buster Kill a Constructor without it ever building another bot.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Flying Ace Pilot the VTOL without getting a scratch on it.

With Great Power Inherit a power unknown.

A Fine Hound Execute and land 5 Precision Sics (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
0/5

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Sugar Daddy Tip Moxxi $10,000.

Wilhelm Screamed Complete the mission "A Train To Catch".

High Voltage Defeat ten enemies with a stun rod charge attack.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Disk Space Full Unlock every song with the SongSneak app

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.