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Capitalist Accumulation Get hidden harpoon gun, M16, Automatic Pistols and Uzis in the first level

I can't see this ever being a problem again Solve the problem once and for all in an epic battle.

Proficient Trophy Collector Collect 65% of the Battle Trophies.

MISSIONARY COMPLETE 120 MISSIONS IN SINGLE PLAYER

Two Drink Minimum Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Ludicrous Speed Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

The Dissolution Break all shattered floor panels over big funnel

Snake Charming Find all cobras in the Caves of Kaliya level

Limbo Master Don't let the turret lasers lock on to you, but don't turn them off either

I Want to Believe Do a handstand on a watch tower

Photo Finish Run into the maintenance room before the Damned does

Largest Assortment Obtain all available weapons before final boss

No disassemble! Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying

Beginner Astro Admiral Get an Astro Admiral rank on all the levels in the Beginner difficulty

Fire Safety Catch fire from every possible enemy and extinguish it in the water
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Na Zdorovye! Don't anger Inuit warriors or their spirits

Codex of India Collect all secrets in India levels

Crushin' Krishna Defeat Tony using grenade launcher (on New Game)

From the Flanks Get to the cannibal village without the Smuggler's key, but with the Serpent Stones

Bunny Betting Obtain the Bunny Race Trophy.

Is This Really Possible? Beat normal or hard world without opening a single present

Path to Revenge Get the 2nd best ending.

Alternating Currents Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Short Circuits Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

HOPO-cidal Maniac Killed 53,596 Hammer-ons and Pull-offs.

Solve the Problem of Deficit Pick up that box of flares before the boulder rolls down

We’ll Surpass You. And We’ll Go Forward. Run through a corridor with a rolling blade without stopping and without taking damage

Defensive Capabilities Don't hurt the catfish, but don't let them bite you either

Lost Souls Are Forgiven Kill no dam workers

The Deep Get medipack in the water room

Ant Society Beat the game on Experienced difficulty.

Denouncing the Enemy Throw a flare into a small rat hole

Kakie Vashi Dokazatelstva? Defeat two polar bears without evidence

Amphibian Woman Get into the water lock control room by opening all the levers in one breath

Fire Support Let the surviving soldier finish off the T-Rex

And the crowd goes wild! Finish the game and complete every level on the Very Hard difficulty.
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Spicy Clear the game on Spicy difficulty

Speedcuber Reach the 40th side of the cube on Cubicle Space

Planned Economy From the start of the level get the Mask of Tornarsuk in less than 50 seconds

Elite Trophy Collector Collect 80% of the Battle Trophies.

Boom Box Wipeout Pop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox in one game

Rock Band 4 Platinum Trophy Earn every available trophy in Rock Band 4 to become a true rock 'n' roll legend!

Chain Reaction Area 34, Normal difficulty: Destroy multiple Missile Silos in a chain reaction.

Won't You Come Out to Play? Play Dear Prudence on Expert Guitar, playing all hammer-ons and pull-offs without strumming.

That’s Just a Nightmare Finish Nightmare in Vegas bonus level

The Nightmare Just Got Worse Kill both T-Rexes

Codex of Melnikov Collect all 15 secrets

Legitimate Repression Leave three sasquatches locked in the start cage

Lucid Dream In your nightmare fight the Guardian of the Kingdom in his own cage

Frog Jumps Cross the swamp in less than 20 seconds