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20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Challenging Complete any Challenge Tomb

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.