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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Make It Your Own Engrave your first item.

Eat It, Rodent Win the bet against Rocket.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.