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Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract