Matt_chamberlain

Rise and SHINE Awaken the Phoenix

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Gold Rush Achieve 5 Gold Stat Awards.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar