MattFromMars

TRUTH See the Truth

Losing Light Collect every coin in Stage 11.

Jack of All Trades Max out your extra life bar in Unlimited Mode.

(You are now a ten-armed monstrosity with the sole purpose of running your disturbed extremities against a suburban neighborhood that never seems to end. All ten of those arms are on your left, and their weight shifts your body’s balance to fall on your left side. You’re forced to crawl along the ground, like a monstrous centipede of left-handed arms.

In the distance: the screams of children who now believe the monster in their closet is real. A cleansing flame and countless sirens follows you everywhere you go, and it draws closer with every breath. The buildings seem to grow further and taller, but you must keep running from the nearing edge.

There is no stopping, there is no living. There is only running.)

The Safe Word is "Bananas"! Beat the Main Campaign on Bananas difficulty.

This Is Getting Interesting Finish a 50th run

I’ve Gotta Admit…. Clear Stage 12.

A Building a Day Keeps the Architects Away Traverse 365 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

Happy Happy First Biome is Happy.

Ending: A prosperous future One of the five endings.

Connection lost Finish chapter "The Internet"

Face the truth Finish the game

Dunked Kill General Dunkel

Always Hard Kill the final Ancestor with a relic active in Hardcore difficulty.

Appy Ending Best of all outcomes

Is That A Knife Defeat the Steel Soldier using only your knife.

This Chicken is Cooked Traverse at least 3725.95 buildings.

(Who needs an oven to cook a chicken when you can take matters into your own hand!)

My Hand Will Go On Collect 10 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(You run and run, and at last there is a light in the distance. Your loved ones meet you at the end of the road. They fearfully hold your hands, masking their tears with a false smile.

The water grows cold, and the sirens and screams slow to a pause. “Never let go,” you say, shivering but feeling safe within the warmth of their company. “We promise,” they say, “we will never let go, Jack.”

Those words gave you a sigh of relief, but it soon turned to concern as your name wasn’t Jack. You replayed those words in your head, tracing each nuance and overtone. But as quickly as those words faded into silence, so too did the promises.

You see the emptiness in their eyes. Even worse, you finally see yourself, as you really are. The ship is sinking. There is no future, there is no space on the door. And they let go, chuckling at the reference they were just dying to make.

But you still have nine lives left, amiright?)

Bookworm Read twenty books.

Globetrotter Collect all the trophies

Hide and seek Guess the kobold's name without using the letters.

Shadow of the Beast III Complete all levels on Beast difficulty.

Monkey Love Bryn is a family man

Beauty Complete any campaign without being hurt.

Road Half Empty Traverse 5000 buildings.

(You’re still almost there, objectively speaking.)

Year of the Otterrific Dragons Traverse 2024 buildings across all runs in Unlimited Mode.

(Who am I to shy away from a shameless plug? If I get to reuse artwork, I'm all for it!)

Consistency is Key Complete 3 consecutive laps in a Rallycross Qualifier all within a second of one another

Reverse Bankruptcy Collect 100 more coins while already having max lives in Unlimited Mode.

(I don't know what to write after that last one, tbh...)

Crash Landed Play a full game of Volcano on Classic

Popcorn Cook 50 zombies with the Magnetron in Infection.

You... Monster! Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go

Grand Master Complete 100 challenges

Source of Corruption Complete the quest: Source of Corruption

Music Lover Obtain and return all song scrolls.

Lawmaker Apply a policy to a district you created

Primate Instinct A rather pointed decision

Around the World Start the first level and then start the last level without losing in between.

(Literally. Just do exactly that. Don’t think about it too hard. Then go flaunt this trophy and claim you beat every level in a single run because I'm sure you did...)

The Other Baker's Dozen Street Traverse 0x221B (8731) buildings.

(Nice going, Sherlock. Also, it’s over 8000!!!!!)

Above and Beyond Traverse 10,000 buildings.

(This counts all buildings, including the main levels, the Unlimited Mode, and the Autodash/run Mode in Unlimited Mode.)

Big [R]oof Lose with one coin short of an extra life in Unlimited Mode.

(I’ve been informed I’ve been spending too much time working on these descriptions and should get back to work... Now I've gotta come up with 64 trophy icons, oof.)

Dead Boy Beat the Chest or Dark Room without taking damage

Onward... to SCIENCE! Fabricate your first Slime Science gadget

Fruit Cocktail Have 3 different fruit trees on the Ranch at the same time

On the Edge Clear any level with One Life modifier.

Charge Clear any level with 4 Lives modifier.

Heartbreaker Complete Lightbringer 1 time

Seeds of Doubt In Zetsubou No Shima, the one must be saved.

I have the power! End a round with a score of over 300.

Gvaern Ichaer Defeat Gernichora.

Can We Keep Going? Clear Stage 13.

Building a Castle in the Air Clear Stage 15.