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Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract