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Pulp Fiction Found a Pulp Magazine

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Fix-Er-Upper Build 100 Workshop Items

Faithful Heir Collected thirteen royal arms.

Frugalist Complete the game without using a recovery item.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

A Friendship Resurrected With friends like this who needs enemies?

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Stay Golden Use a Golden Key.

Doing Pink Eye a Big Favor Build two projects in Pink Eye's Stronghold

Complete Vermin Extermination Destroy all Mr. Raccoons.

Reunions Complete "Reunions"

Funeral flowers Find a nice resting place.

Multiple Applications Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

The Saint Complete a Death Run in an Archangel

Careful steps Don't smash the eggs.

Superhighway Complete 10 Public Online Races

Self-Help Find one training manual

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Fearless Vampire Slayer Complete the contract on Sarasti.

Freeware Unlock every Skill in the Skills Tree

The path of light Bring light to the labyrinth of darkness.

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Cross The Streamers Complete mission "Blood Drive".

Push Comes to Shove Push away an enemy after guarding in the story.

Fish Gotta Eat You helped Vito capture Michael Grecco

Sprinter Complete the game in under 2 hours of play time.

That's a Spicy Meat-a-ball Kill an enemy by attaching a Remote Bomb to them and detonating it.

1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Gangs of Lost Heaven Completed "Ordinary Routine"

The Spell Master Learn all spells
11/26

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Road Rage Complete every Criminal Convoy

Up close and personal Perform a melee kill on 10 enemies anywhere in the campaign

In-depth Investigations Find 80% of the Collectibles in the Investigations Sector
0/53

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Sensational Work! Complete the game with an S rank.

Trick Shot Defeat an enemy from long range with the sniper rifle in the story.

The Hallowed Hero Wield a Deathly Hallow

One Good Turn Made a 180 degree turn at high speed without hitting anything

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Gem Collector Collected a total of 20,000 precious gems.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
0/10

Crystal Relic Collector Acquired a Crystal Relic

Cooking Expert Reached maximum cooking level.

Minimalist Complete the game without opening the item box.