Masqueradian

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Deliverance Release friend

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Badges Collect all badges.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.