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1st Place at the Science Fair Create all items that contain Chem Fluid and Strong Chem Fluid.

Chasing Jill Read a letter left behind by Jill.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.

The King is Dead Defeat Eredin.

Ashes to Ashes Complete the contract on Therazane.

Fly Swatter Shoot and knock back Marguerite while she's leaping at you.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Sizzling Scarlet Hero Complete Claire's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

Munchkin Reach character development level 35.

A Small Carbon Footprint Take 14000 steps or fewer in one playthrough.

Leon "S." Kennedy Complete Leon's story on "Standard" or "Hardcore" with an S rank.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Brawler Defeat Olaf, the Skellige champion of unarmed combat.

Hardcore College Student Complete Claire's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Minimalist Clear the game without opening the item box.

Hardcore Rookie Complete Leon's story on "Hardcore" game mode.

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Fiend or Foe? Complete the contract on Morvudd.

Lore Explorer Read all of the files.

Mapmatician Complete the village map.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Skillz Win the water gun fight

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Fast Reflexes Knock a flaming arrow out of the sky with a close combat weapon in the story.

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Grim Reaper Complete "The 4th Survivor" extra mode.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Leader of the Pack Take down the Vârcolac Alfa in the story.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.