Mars-65

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

Charted! - Normal Finish the game in Normal Mode.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

The Connection to Cuba You chased down and killed Frank Pagani

30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

The Canyons Complete all levels in The Canyons

Never Saw it Coming Killed an enemy within 2 seconds of kicking open a door

Everyone Will Notice You tossed Derazio out his penthouse window

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Shh, shh Performed 100 Stealth Takedowns on enemies

30 Kills: Desert - 5 Defeat 30 enemies with the Desert - 5.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

There's a War Goin' On You burned Remy Duvall on a cross

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Second Skin Spend 10 Exo upgrade points.

Trifecta Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game

The Metropolis Complete all levels in The Metropolis

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

Master Ninja Defeat 50 enemies with stealth attacks.

A Fair Day's Pay It's time for a little getaway.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Run-and-Gunner Defeat 20 enemies by shooting from the hip (without aiming with the L button).

Cranium Collector Kill 100 Creatures across all levels

Yet Here We Are You have avenged Sammy and Ellis

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Born To Die Complete "Manhunt."

Before They Bury You Decided Lincoln's fate

I'm Goin' In! Attacked a Racket without killing any Enforcers

Snap + Slide 14 Piece Prize Complete a Snap + Slide puzzle with 14 pieces in 40 seconds or under.

70 Kills: FAL Defeat 70 enemies with the FAL.

Small Town, Big Job You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.