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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

What's Behind Door Number One? Unlock a costume gate in any episode.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Indomitable Complete 'Meet the Dominatrix' without dying.

Boom Stick Introduce Sly to his long lost Cooper relative in Episode 4.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.

Bow to the Boss! Kill the Dominatrix in 'Escape the Dominatrix'.

Friend of the Raptors Complete all five missions.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Forensic Expert Collect enough evidence to locate the gun for hire

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Contract Terminated Stop the contract operative

Home Sick Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 5.

Final Chapter? Complete every job and beat every boss in all the episodes.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Ready For Battle - Complete weapons training Completed weapons training in Prologue

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

*BEEP* YOU, CLAWZ! Complete all three missions.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

In Your Face - First Brutal Melee Performed first Brutal Melee move

Golden Arrow Complete the archery minigame without hitting any friendly targets.

Catch Find someone to play remote Batarang catch with

Ancient Warfare 3 Crackshot 10 enemies within 65 seconds.

Mystery Stalker Reveal the mystery watcher

Pay Your Respects A moment of remembrance

Put It In Your 401K Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 2.

Airborne Paraglide for at least 10 seconds without using any geysers!

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.