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Get Nix'ed Choose Nix in Storm the Fort.

Extreme Makeover Destroy 30 verandas or other large objects.

Well inFORMED Collect all Dead drops.

Am I The Daddy? Complete Nix's New Family.

Take Me to Your Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

Staying Dry Beat 'Chapter 3 - Borneo' in less than 6 minutes 30 seconds

Quick Jaunt Through a Warzone Beat 'Chapter 5 - Urban Warfare' in less than 7 minutes 30 seconds

Charted! - Crushing Finish the Game on Crushing Without Changing the Difficulty

Bullet Train From Hell Beat 'Chapter 13 - Locomotion' in less than 7 minutes

Forging Your Own Path Unlock the evil ending.

Arch Villain Earn full negative Karma.

The Cleaner Complete the assassination side missions.

We Always Had Faith In You Obtain all the Trophies.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

With Great Power Comes Greater Power Unlock and purchase all powers.

Platinum Earn all Uncharted 2: Among Thieves™ Remastered Trophies

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

IQ Test Solve the first riddle

Cosplay Kill an Enemy While Playing as an Alternate Character Costume Other Than Drake

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Stop the Clock Time is running out

Conundrum Rescue the first hostage from Riddler

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Low Calorie Sushi Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 1.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Broken Toys Destroy it all

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Gunslinger Reunite with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 2.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Bargaining Chip Reunite the separated couple

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Dial Z For Murder Stop the phone booth killer

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

What's Behind Door Number One? Unlock a costume gate in any episode.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Indomitable Complete 'Meet the Dominatrix' without dying.

Mastermind Rescue the second hostage from Riddler