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Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Don't Need It Drop 20 Money Pouches in the streets.

Beat School: Dubstep Drum Practice Complete the Beat School level.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

Beat School: Big Hair Beat Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Driving the Autobahn Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Filthy Bass Monster Complete the Beat School level.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Here! Catch! Kill 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

Beat School: Shoulder Pads Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Synth Grime Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Half-Time Drum Loops Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: All You Need is Wub Complete the Beat School level.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

In Love with Ryan Slept with Ryan.

Beat School: Fast Times Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Hollywood Cop Complete the Beat School level.

Ransacking Versailles Earn 100% completion of Versailles.

Falling star Make a wish.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Top of the Pecking Order Win a Cockfighting match

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

This Is What We Do Win every trophy.

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Behind the Curtain You found a secret.

Health upgrade II Unlock the Health upgrade II perk

Pain Builds Character Finish the game on hard difficulty.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Young Escapee Escape the bedroom within 60 seconds during Sherry's segment.

More for Your Money In the Main Campaign, lured 3 enemies into a single Vigor trap 5 times.

Beat School: Synth Madness 1 Complete the Beat School level.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

Beat School: Synth Madness 2 Complete the Beat School level.

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Beat School: Badd Syntax Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Pedal to the Metal Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Axe Grinder Complete the Beat School level.

A Long Journey Begins Completed "The Man with the Guardian Spirit".

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

Can't Touch This Kill 20 enemies in a row without taking damage.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.